What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Well educated black man.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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