Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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GONNA

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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