Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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i like turtals and kids

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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