- Anti Joke

Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Potassium? K.

Knock, knock. answers door

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Spell: “This word”

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Potassium? K.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Spell: “This word”

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, knock. answers door