What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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