- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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