Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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