- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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