Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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A midget walks under a bar

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Cleveland winning something

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Your Mom.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

That's not what she said.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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