- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Well educated black man.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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