- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Women's rights

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

mark is mark

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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