Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Your all fags

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Womens' Rights

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Welcome to die!

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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