A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Jaden McMichael

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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