What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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