- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

I would rape her

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

The BCS

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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