Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Shut the cork up!

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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