I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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