Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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