What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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EGGPLANT

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Anything involving women..

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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