Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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