Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Nippies

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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obama

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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