- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i dont like attention whores lol

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

What's brown and sticky? Shit

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Ron Paul for President!

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Why did the book disappear?

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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