- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Where's my baby??

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Your Mom.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

The Barackness Monster

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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