- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Women's rights

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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