Are you gay? No. Ok.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

knock knock who's there?

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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