Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Why did the book disappear?

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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