Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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the WNBA

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Wy did the chicken?

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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