whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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