Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's big and white?

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Paper shield.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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