What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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toast points

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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That's what she didn't say

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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I pooped my pants

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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