A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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girls lacrosse

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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What you reading? reading?

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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