yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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