- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

whats long and green? weed

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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