- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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