- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Priority parking for hybrid cars

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

What did I do last night?work

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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