- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

A guy walks into a bar

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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