Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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can you touch your toes? no

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Anti Joke

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