- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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