- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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