- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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