- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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