- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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