- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

all these jokes are horrible now

child labor

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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