- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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