- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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