- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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