My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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