- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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