- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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