Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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